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Brother And Sister Joke 2 A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. Well, said the Scout. Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it. Why is your brother always flying off the handle?
brother and sister JOKES (random) Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast? Because she wants to rise and shine.
A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: They all said the same thing: She turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow, and I want to stay fresh. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
The best dirty jokes A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
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One is holding a large Cross and the other a large Star of David. Both are holding hats to collect contributions. Soon one hat is nearly full whilst the other hat is empty. A priest watches and then approaches the men.
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